Can You Feed Gremlins After Midnight



Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-09-25 13:18 [#02329820] Points: 6428 Status: Regular
	At what time after midnight? When does midnight 'stop' so that you can feed them? What time zone are we talking about? There's as much midnights as there are time zones i guess? And even it were morning, it's still -after- midnight? So you can't feed them ever? ??????
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larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-25 13:20 [#02329821] Points: 5473 Status: Regular \| Show recordbag
	it's an interesting point

cocobanana on 2009-09-25 13:20 [#02329822] Points: 8 Status: Lurker
	maybe it's just a very confusing way of telling people to not feed the little blighters

RussellDust on 2009-09-25 13:21 [#02329823] Points: 15416 Status: Lurker
	I used to wonder. I guess once the sun comes out they can eat again.

khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-25 13:21 [#02329824] Points: 1757 Status: Regular
	you can't feed them 00:00 to 5:47 GMT

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-09-25 13:32 [#02329825] Points: 6428 Status: Regular \|Followup to khrimson: #02329824
	yeah but.. that means us dutch people have to feed them at night :/ I think i figured out that in theory, midnight is exactly 12 o' clock at night, 6pm being the starting point, and 6am being the end, then it's morning. But other sources state that 'night' starts as soon as sun set has finished, where the sun has dissapeared below the horizon. So, it's a variable in the exact middle point in time when the sun set is finished and sun rise has started, which also shifts somewhere under a minute every day, and every season. explodes

khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-25 13:40 [#02329827] Points: 1757 Status: Regular \|Followup to Fah: #02329825
	that's why watches were invented, to feed gremlins correctly

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-09-25 13:42 [#02329828] Points: 6428 Status: Regular \|Followup to khrimson: #02329827
	how do they adjust to the time zone though

Ahab from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2009-09-25 13:51 [#02329831] Points: 88 Status: Regular
	but do you agree that in order to be fed, you must excist?

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-09-25 13:54 [#02329835] Points: 6428 Status: Regular \|Followup to Ahab: #02329831
	google it, they exist

osiris from Canterbury on 2009-09-25 17:15 [#02329982] Points: 472 Status: Lurker
	6am

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-09-25 17:30 [#02329987] Points: 16982 Status: Regular \| Show recordbag
	I originally interpreted this thread title as implying that gremlins are so cool that you'd have no choice but to feed a mogwai after midnight to ensure that hilarious antics ensue. After reading the thread, I do agree that this is quite the conundrum.

mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-25 20:10 [#02330082] Points: 31122 Status: Regular \| Show recordbag
	i'm surprised nobody has mentioned gizmo yet

RussellDust on 2009-09-25 20:12 [#02330083] Points: 15416 Status: Lurker \|Followup to mohamed: #02330082
	Gizmo caca. Mate.

Portnoy on 2009-09-26 03:28 [#02330159] Points: 1456 Status: Regular
	What would happen if you were to take a mogwai and toss it into the ocean, or a big lake (presuming salt water may not have the same effect). Mogwai overload? Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop into infinity...

gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-26 10:10 [#02330235] Points: 2280 Status: Regular
	i thought about this a few times too. i reasoned that you could feed them after midday and up untill 11:59 pm. thats my answer

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-09-26 11:26 [#02330249] Points: 16982 Status: Regular \|Followup to Portnoy: #02330159 \| Show recordbag
	I would think that a mogwai is made up of a finite amount of matter so each one could only produce so many gremlins before it died/ceased to exist.

Ahab from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2009-09-26 11:32 [#02330252] Points: 88 Status: Regular
	i prefer furby's, way more posibility's when it comes to bending their circuit watch?v=sVBfF_wppWs

Portnoy on 2009-10-01 02:22 [#02332158] Points: 1456 Status: Regular \|Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02330249
	Your argument confuses me a little and so does this thread. It's been a while but as far as I understand: Mogwai gets wet, Mogwai multiplies, Mogwai gets fed after midnight, Mogwai turns to Gremlin. Say, Gizmo gets wet (cant remember, maybe it can be anything like orange juice), Gizmo mulitplies (how many does he make in Grem 1, 4-5,6?). Say a Mogwai can produce only a finite amound of offspring (I don't believe it, I think it's infinte, but regardless...)....those offpsring are also able to reproduce, say 4-5 times. So really, if ever a Mogwai gets near water, basically we're all fucked....that's why the gods made them....to eventually destroy mankind as for the time thing...it really is quite simple....depending on where a Mogwai is born, it automatically accustoms itself to the time Zone....they have an extra sense for this.....their DNA holds information about world time zones.....including daylight saving times. after midnight ends when midday starts, as the clever fellow pointed out, you may then feed them. Case closed.

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-10-01 06:05 [#02332190] Points: 6428 Status: Regular \|Followup to Portnoy: #02332158
	thanks.

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-01 06:40 [#02332197] Points: 21386 Status: Regular
	The gremlin directions are all fucked up. You can feed or drinkinate (seriously... there is a word 'feed' to feed someone but no word to drinkinate someone?) a gremlin whenever the hell you want. You just can't fuck one after midnight. Still your concern about time zones and when midnight technically ends is a valid concern. This probably contradicts whatever the hell I wrote above but I want to have two posts. You can feed a gremlin whenever the hell you want. You just can't feed a mogwai after midnight. The water affect is still an issue after the pupae stage though. Or maybe if a gremlin eats it again changes into a more evil and more green and more reptilian thing. What kind of weird assholes made gremlins two. Some managers sat around in a committee (how most movies are made) and were like 'ok what have we got here. ok a sequal (they only make sequals). hmm, the first version was horror eh. well what the hell, lets make this shit a comedy! that would blend pretty smoothly from the first, whachaguys thing?' At this point some yes men, shareholders and other retards all agree in stupidity and go off to create the movie at scientology headquarters.

MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-01 08:03 [#02332211] Points: 3644 Status: Regular
	GOD stop being such a big baby and just stay awake a lil later

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-10-01 09:05 [#02332219] Points: 16982 Status: Regular \|Followup to Portnoy: #02332158 \| Show recordbag
	It seems that you understand my argument perfectly, you just don't agree with it.

christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-10-01 18:39 [#02332590] Points: 487 Status: Lurker
	it depends what time zone your in, this thread is gay as complete fuck.. for fuck sake, can't you just talk to your mates about this without documenting it for eternity, your embarrassing yourself annoying new electronic music upstarts, who know shit......

christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-10-02 05:02 [#02332683] Points: 487 Status: Lurker \|Followup to christ deburger: #02332590
	someone was drunk :\/ say sorry

christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-10-02 05:02 [#02332684] Points: 487 Status: Lurker
	sorry :(

-crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-02 05:35 [#02332687] Points: 10847 Status: Lurker \|Followup to christ deburger: #02332684 \| Show recordbag
	what happens to drunk gremlins?

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